hodgeman 

a frenchman who thinks he is a guido...and uses steroids 24/7 ...goes tanning excessively...dances in front of the mirror....rocks a blowout

Damn did u see that hodgeman....he is soo gay

hodgeman by NYU GUIDO PARTNER July 20, 2006

Hodgeman 

A Hodgeman is a tech fanboy that thinks he's hip but his love of PC's keeps him from being cutting edge.

Timmy Brown is such a friggin Hodgeman.

Hodgeman by Philip McCornall October 1, 2009

Hodgewangling 

To use various excuses to get out of doing something

Stop hodgewangling and get to bed!

Hodgewangling by Joohugvy April 22, 2019

John Hodgman 

John Hodgman is a witty Yale-educated humorist known for his contributions to Apple's "Get a Mac" ads and as a Resident Expert for 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart'. He plays the role of the PC in the 'get a mac' commercials, but in real life he is a mac user.

•He is the author of 'The Areas of My Expertise', which is a compendium of complete world knowledge (A.K.A. lies). Though he acknowleges they are in fact untrue, his quietly-convincing, deadpan humor style will make you think otherwise.

•He first started being a regular on TDS soon after he promoted his book on the show. He was invited back to be a contributor/correspondent.

•He is the host of an entertaining series called 'The Little Gray Book Lectures', which are humorous demonstrations, discussions, readings, songs, and presentations. He is accompanied by Jonathan Coulton, a talented singer/songwriter who is his friend and trubadour.

•He is a former professional literary agent; he worked for Bruce Campbell.
He later contributed to Mcsweeney's 'Ask a Professional Literary Agent'.

•He has appeared on 'This American Life' and made many contributions to them

•He plays the 'Deranged Millionaire' in They Might Be Giants' Venue Songs DVD

•His favorite words are 'that', 'is', and 'all'. I wonder why...

John Kellogg Hodgman generally kicks ass. Enough said.

Interviewer: "Has becoming an author made you more contemptuous of the lesser-beings in society, i.e. your readers?"

John Hodgman: "You would have to be an ass to ask such a question.

That is all."

John Hodgman by Sereth March 17, 2007

Hodgman 

A person who tries to "1 up" everyone with a story about him or his buddies. After a few drinks, this person speaks very loud and women tend to look away in disgust.

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiingggggggggg!!!! The all-doing, knowing, and seeing Hodgman has spoken.

Hodgman by the united states of hodgman February 12, 2009

hodgmandibular

adj. The quality a piece of parody scholarship has such that it could be the work of humorist John Hodgman.

Did you read "Stove Pipe Hat Gap: the Dynamics of Haberdashery in the 1864 Election."? It is positively Hodgmandibular.

hodgmandibular by djseptimus April 14, 2011

hodgman 

The act in which two girls exchange vaginal secretions without knowing it.

I pulled a hodgman on my girl after coming from some dumb ho's house.

hodgman by kevin May 1, 2006