Hodgman
A person who tries to "1 up" everyone with a story about him or his buddies. After a few drinks, this person speaks very loud and women tend to look away in disgust.
Hodgman by the united states of hodgman February 12, 2009
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Hodgman Trailer Fire
Thalia Hall Hodgman special contains Malort, Moxie, Allen's coffee brandy and is called a “Hodgman Trailer Fire”.
Hodgman Trailer Fire by Blonjuan44 August 15, 2022
John Hodgman
John Hodgman is a witty Yale-educated humorist known for his contributions to Apple's "Get a Mac" ads and as a Resident Expert for 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart'. He plays the role of the PC in the 'get a mac' commercials, but in real life he is a mac user.
•He is the author of 'The Areas of My Expertise', which is a compendium of complete world knowledge (A.K.A. lies). Though he acknowleges they are in fact untrue, his quietly-convincing, deadpan humor style will make you think otherwise.
•He first started being a regular on TDS soon after he promoted his book on the show. He was invited back to be a contributor/correspondent.
•He is the host of an entertaining series called 'The Little Gray Book Lectures', which are humorous demonstrations, discussions, readings, songs, and presentations. He is accompanied by Jonathan Coulton, a talented singer/songwriter who is his friend and trubadour.
•He is a former professional literary agent; he worked for Bruce Campbell.
He later contributed to Mcsweeney's 'Ask a Professional Literary Agent'.
•He has appeared on 'This American Life' and made many contributions to them
•He plays the 'Deranged Millionaire' in They Might Be Giants' Venue Songs DVD
•His favorite words are 'that', 'is', and 'all'. I wonder why...
John Kellogg Hodgman generally kicks ass. Enough said.
•He is the author of 'The Areas of My Expertise', which is a compendium of complete world knowledge (A.K.A. lies). Though he acknowleges they are in fact untrue, his quietly-convincing, deadpan humor style will make you think otherwise.
•He first started being a regular on TDS soon after he promoted his book on the show. He was invited back to be a contributor/correspondent.
•He is the host of an entertaining series called 'The Little Gray Book Lectures', which are humorous demonstrations, discussions, readings, songs, and presentations. He is accompanied by Jonathan Coulton, a talented singer/songwriter who is his friend and trubadour.
•He is a former professional literary agent; he worked for Bruce Campbell.
He later contributed to Mcsweeney's 'Ask a Professional Literary Agent'.
•He has appeared on 'This American Life' and made many contributions to them
•He plays the 'Deranged Millionaire' in They Might Be Giants' Venue Songs DVD
•His favorite words are 'that', 'is', and 'all'. I wonder why...
John Kellogg Hodgman generally kicks ass. Enough said.
Interviewer: "Has becoming an author made you more contemptuous of the lesser-beings in society, i.e. your readers?"
John Hodgman: "You would have to be an ass to ask such a question.
That is all."
John Hodgman: "You would have to be an ass to ask such a question.
That is all."
John Hodgman by Sereth March 17, 2007
HODMAN
A Beautiful young smart women, Who Puts the needs of others before Hers. But has a dark side to her that only people she love Knows.
HODMAN by DarkHorse22 December 27, 2013
Hodman
Hodman is a smart,kind and loving women who is down to earth but let me remind u do not mess with Hodman she can be chill but don't take advantage of her because she's really scary once she's mad, Hodman is wifey material she doesn't care about How her significant other looks she only cares about the heart do not ever separate Hodman from her family, her family means so much to her, Hodman seems like someone who could become famous and make a difference in the world
Hodman by Jikkiemoon24 October 31, 2017
Hogmanay
Hogmanay is a purely Scottish tradition, also celebrated in some parts of the north of England. It is celebrated on New Year's Eve. It is not a British tradition at all, being purely Scottish. There are massive street parties (100,000+) people in Edinburgh, and local celebrations elsewhere. There is also a great deal of fantastic television specials, from Scottish comedy shows like Chewin' The Fat and Only an Excuse. Large amounts of whisky (it can only be called whisky if it's from Scotland) are consumed, large amounts of food is consumed, lots of pipe bands play, sometimes people even commit karaoke.
Hogmanay is the best party of the year
Hogmanay is the best party of the year
Scottish guy: I'm goin' hame fur Hogmanay!
English guy: what's Hogmanay?
Scottish guy: *Hiccup* What did you say about ma maw?
If you aren't celebrating Hogmanay, your life isn't worth living! Just die now.
PS Calling someone Scotch is offensive, its Scottish, biatch.
English guy: what's Hogmanay?
Scottish guy: *Hiccup* What did you say about ma maw?
If you aren't celebrating Hogmanay, your life isn't worth living! Just die now.
PS Calling someone Scotch is offensive, its Scottish, biatch.
Hogmanay by ConversionNinja December 31, 2005
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