hobbema 

One of the richest Indian reservations in Canada but still a slum even by rez standards.

Mostly due to the residents not caring about their free houses.

Stu Standingonroad: hey bro did you hear aboud da bonfires in Hobbema lasd nighd??

Steffaknee Bullshit: yah bro we had one in my fukkin livin room bro!?!

Stu Standingonroad: Fukkin deadly er wut!?Ngyeeegh!?!!?!!

Steffaknee Bullshit: Ngyeeeegh??!?! stugga?!!?!

hobbema by T P massah February 22, 2022

Hobbema holy twist 

Put on your catholic priest robe

Get a greasy squaw to give your cock a snake bite blow job
Blow your load on her face and steal her treaty check on the way out the door

I love going to the reserve to get a hobbema holy twist

Hobbema holy twist by Twist his dick November 21, 2023

hobbmate 

1. It is basically a fellow human being who have the craving for the same things as you. (hobby+mate)
2. It's your your long lost twin separated at the time you were created, and will give your life a whole new meaning once you find them. It's the best form of best friend you can find. They'd understand & do all the stupid things with you.
3. It's coined by Hobbmate who also owns the trademark for the word, which is off-course the new social app as Insta is dying because of its shitty non-chronological feed as you may guess.

Human1: Hey you also love this stupid game? I thought I was the only one.
Another Human: OMG! You too? I thought no one will understand me.
Human1: Whoa this means we're hobbmates!!!

Another Human: Where were you my whole life?
Human1 thinking the same & wondering why are you still reading this for so long.

hobbmate by Urban Tonny February 25, 2018