Ho-dad

Someone who has almost no knowledge of surfing at all.

Man 1: Hey, dude, are you going to surf those mav's out there!?
Man 2: Simmer down, sonny Jim, you're such a ho-dad

by Gnarshreddergnargnar February 5, 2015

ho-dad

Some sign at the Taco Del-Mar in Seattle on 4th Avenue says "No Ho-Dads", and has a picture of some geeky looking dude. I guess it means no Man-Whores.

Deuce Bigalow is a "Ho-Dad".

by Gianni O April 24, 2006

ho-daddy

A person who does not surf but who spends time st surfing beaches pretending to be a surfer. A wanna be.

That cat is always talking about catching the ultimate wave but, in fact, he's just a ho-daddy.

by HighPlainsDrifter July 30, 2008

Ho Daddy Bullshit

"Ho Daddy bullshit" is specific to an early 1980s British interpretion of American Rock n Roll, performed most explicitly by corporate mega band "Dire Straights". Unlike his contemporaries, Knopfler adopted categorically American themes and voices with scarcely a trace of customary British persona, interpretation or intellect to be found. in this fashion he both deluded the Global following which he would be enabled to achieve, while further diluting an already questionable "Music Trend" of "Guitars, Bars and Cars, Werkin Class Hillbilly Pop".

some other sub categorical artists of "Ho Daddy Bullshit" sound could be John "Cougar" Melancamp, Brian Adams, Bruce Springsteen and John Fogerty". although it should be clarified, that with the latter's more obvious authenticity, long term credibility and geographic proximity to the textures and events that make up the genre, would in fact NOT be considered HO DADDY BULLSHIT, as is defined primarily by one Mark Knopfler.

If i have to hear the that ho daddy bullshit one more time i am going to drive a spike through my ear.

by Angry Johnny April 6, 2010

ho's your daddy

when you're laying the smackdown on the ol' lady and she is screaming out your name

yo biatch, ho's yur daddie

by L Willy August 6, 2002

ho's your daddy

one whose father sucks dick for crack

what are you talking about, ho's your daddy!

by merk April 29, 2004

Daddy Ho

A reference to kids or adults, who swipe Dad's Credit Card, male or female, and take all orders received from their Dads. Entitled, spoiled, brats who are used as Baby Boomer pawns.

That Niki girl, is SUCH a Daddy Ho!

by CrashBarbosa May 30, 2014