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When you are in the lifestyle of trading sexual favor for monetary gains.

Any person that’s in it (the game strictly for the Money. Anna Nicole Smith portrays the higher end of this in her ultimate trophy wife marriage. You thivk a wife can’t be a ho? Sure she can when she’s in it for the money. Also refers to the life style of the common street walker, escort, Hooker. Can be used to indicate sex for money lifestyle of any gender

Ho life,ho, thug life , gfe, prostitute

ho life by Ohexaultedone October 29, 2017

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My Life Is Ho

A website where slutty girls like to post stories of all the slutty things they do, and Bros posting that they need to get back in the kitchen and make them a sandwhich.

Last year I fucked the entire boys soccer team at my school. This year? The Varsity football players PLUS the coach. MLIH

I fucked seven guys tonight...all at the same time. Yeah, my life is ho. MLIH

All these stories are hot, but you hoes need to get back into the kitchen.

My Life Is Ho by gotem. November 19, 2010

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ho life • My Life Is Ho • Holifeild • holiferation • ho • ho-bo • ho-bag • ho ho • ho-tard • ho-jo

holiferation

Ho Proliferation. The act of expanding your total number of hoes by gaining another.

Kristen was already John's ho, so his date with Annie was just for the purposes of holiferation.

Yo deez bitches and hatas keep tryin' to make Non-Holiferation Treaties!

holiferation by J.W.D. January 2, 2009

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Holifeild

Stupid teacher who abuses kids and has sex with the teachers pets

I'm in miss holifeild class

Holifeild by A tule words March 10, 2017

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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