It suddenly was quiet with odd sounds, and as I emerged from the bedroom I discovered that I was going to have to burn my couch since my partner and coworker had transformed into the dreaded couch ho or couch hoe (couch hoes).

couch ho or couch hoe by MT_UhHuh March 17, 2021

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ho-side hoe

a girl from oceanside who has no life, goes with every guy and is not the best looking girl and not the cleanist girls

sam devine: hey alex, jess wanna be whores for halloween
alex: i thought we were supposed to be sumthing diffrent then what we are evryday
jess: i smell like a horses but

random guy: danm those must be some ho-side hoe

ho-side hoe by josh hartmen November 26, 2007

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ho-bag [hoe-bag]

n. 1. A woman of ill repute or other tramp, characterized by her utter lack of decency, class, and self-respect. 2. The "Other Woman." 3. A term of derision for one who flaunts herself shamelessly, yet is considerably less attractive than oneself. 4. A bag, often burlap, used to carry gardening tools, especially hoes.

1. "Delectable though she may be, Shug Avery is no doubt a ho-bag hoe-bag." 2. "I don't know, but once I find that ho-bag hoe-bag, I'm gonna cut off her head and stick it on a pike outside my house!" 3. "Oh hells no who that ho-bag hoe-bag think she be!"
4. "Blast! I seem to have forgotten my ho-bag hoe-bag in the garden!"

ho-bag [hoe-bag] by TJ (Treva) November 9, 2008

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Ho hoe

NOUN. Someone who lives for the holidays. They buy the biggest christmas tree, get the giant santa statue, and the candy cane colored pooper-scooper.

Jenny: I just love the holidays! look at all this stuff I got at walmart! red and green costumes for my dogs, cinnamon tasting cigarretes, the three kings christmas album

Phil: Holy crap thats some crazy christmas sh*t you Ho hoe.

Ho hoe by Lil' snoopy November 30, 2009

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Ho-Ho-Hoed

When Rain screws you by missing rain spins above and below your reel. Alternatively, when you are on crazy mode and you are the only ones pulling on rain spins.

Man, I just got Ho-Ho-HOED!!

Ho-Ho-Hoed by BearBeTrippin December 23, 2024

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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