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ho beast 

a woman that's more of a man than a woman; a masculine she-skank on a power trip; often known to wear granny panties and smock-like shirts
for the love of god, that ho beast should not wear a size small!

that ho beast went to the grocery store for some chicken.

the ho beast went to the watering hole where she belongs.

That girl sleeps around a lot, but she looks like a man; what a ho beast.
ho beast by MrBig November 18, 2003
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Ho Bastard 

When your mom's a ho and your dad walked out on you.
Tim "Hey Jim how is life? "
Jim "Bad, My mom is still sucking dick for money and I don't know where my dad is."

Tim "Damn you a ho bastard."
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ho beast • Ho Bastard • ho • ho-bo • ho-bag • ho ho • ho-tard • ho-jo • ho down • Ho'ing
1. A loud and generally obnoxious example of the human race, often surrounded by hamburgers and/or other forms of meat found in large quantities. Warning: has been known to enjoy mexican food in excess as well as backstabbing.
2. Also known as the North-western Hobeast, a large, stinky and incredibly dumbassed creature. Threatened by extinction because of the fact that no others will engage in the act of procreation with it, or even think about it.
1. "Man, that chick is such a hobeast. I can't even believe all the meat and mexican food she has surrounding her."
2. "Eugh...check out that hobeast...they're rumored to be extinct eh..." "I know man, who would want to tap that??"
hobeast by haggis-croissant-squad September 12, 2005
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