hobeast 

1. A loud and generally obnoxious example of the human race, often surrounded by hamburgers and/or other forms of meat found in large quantities. Warning: has been known to enjoy mexican food in excess as well as backstabbing.
2. Also known as the North-western Hobeast, a large, stinky and incredibly dumbassed creature. Threatened by extinction because of the fact that no others will engage in the act of procreation with it, or even think about it.

1. "Man, that chick is such a hobeast. I can't even believe all the meat and mexican food she has surrounding her."
2. "Eugh...check out that hobeast...they're rumored to be extinct eh..." "I know man, who would want to tap that??"

hobeast by haggis-croissant-squad September 12, 2005

Hogbeast 

A female so utterly vile (eg, Kay's sister Carol) that even 12 Holsten Pils & a half bottle of vodka would not be accepted as a viable excuse.

(see Boaby)

on waking up on Saturday & realised I was in bed with that fucking hogbeast Carol, as she escape was impossible as it was sleeping on my arm. I found myself contemplating knawing it off at the shoulder like a trapped fox.

Hogbeast by Dean McCluskey April 1, 2003

ho beast 

a woman that's more of a man than a woman; a masculine she-skank on a power trip; often known to wear granny panties and smock-like shirts

for the love of god, that ho beast should not wear a size small!

that ho beast went to the grocery store for some chicken.

the ho beast went to the watering hole where she belongs.

That girl sleeps around a lot, but she looks like a man; what a ho beast.

ho beast by MrBig November 18, 2003

Hibeast

1)What you call someone when you are amazed by what they are wearing, something that happened to them, an event they went to, etc.

2)When something is new on someone

Dude look at his new nikes, what a hibeast man.

That hibeast just got a new fixie!

Hibeast by Kimar March 30, 2010