hmmness 

The state of something being almost disagreeable - Something hmm.

I may face the hmmness of that situation later.

hmmness by Mynameis...123 May 19, 2018

Himness 

Falling victim to a sassy, ugly bitch who takes shitloads of selfies and crops people out of them, has an ugly boyfriend and a resting bitchface, and who also walks like a lesbian.

Khloé: Hi Kourtney! Hi Kim!
Kourtney: OMG that ugly bitch just cropped us out of her selfie Kim!
Kim: Kourtney, we've just fallen victims to Himness!

Khloé: Thats it, im unfollowing her Instagram!

Himness by 3whore5u March 23, 2016

hemness

To know EVERYTHING
similar to a dictionary
It is possible the world revolves slowly around a Hemness.

Little Tommy, "Dad, what does incognito mean?"
Dad, "I'm not really sure son, go check the Hemness - it knows everything."

hemness by Heather Hemness June 14, 2008