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Hattiesburg Handgun 

receiving fellatio or a hand job and ejaculating clear over your partners head and back into their ass crack, butt hole, or vagina.
" I think I got Allison pregnant yesterday."

"Bro, what the fuck! I told you to always use a condom!"

" I didn't bang her. I shot her with the Hattiesburg Handgun."

(high five)

Dumpster Hotties 

When you live in a condo or apartment and you look into the back alley only to find not so decent to good looking girls frolicking by your dumpster. Dumpster hotties are hard to catch as they are usually heading back to thier building.
Cam: Hey man, look more dumpster hotties are gathering.
Sean: mmmmhh dumpster hotties
Dumpster Hotties by AmosMosesJones January 30, 2010

Hattiesburg Potpourri 

The smell of raw sewage that hits you from Downtown Hattiesburg to I-59 at hwy 49 and beyond

The city tried for years to blame industry on the stink. Turned out it was their sewage lagoon sludge that had not been maintained by the city for 50 or 60 years.
Want to go to Turtle Creek?

No! I cannot deal with the Hattiesburg Potpourri.
Hattiesburg Potpourri by Mike T3Son November 21, 2012

hittes petr sykora 

hittes petr sykora a player that can most likely get us to a stanley cup final
"Who can most likely get us to a stanley cup final?"
"Hittes petr sykora."

Heavy Hotties 

Beefy babes who got it goin' on from the neck up!!
Damn yo! I was watchin the E! lastnight, and there be some Heavy Hotties on that shit! I'm talking Jennifer Hudson, Jennifer Coolidge, Nikki Blonsky...all that phat ass!
Multiple hot woman. Usually grouped together.
At a party:

Look, hotties 3 o'clock.
hotties by Rob...... August 24, 2006