A style of wearing one's pubic hair in which the genetals are completely shaven except for a small square patch of pubic hair directly above the genetals; Thus bearing a resemblance to how Adolf Hitler styled his mustache.

Boy #1: "Did you score last night?"
Boy #2: "Yes"
Boy #1: "Was she clean shaven?"
Boy #2: "No, she had a Hitlerstache"

hitlerstache by squeezle August 31, 2005

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Hitlerstache

Ruining something for everyone else like how Hitler ruined an entire mustache for the rest of the world.

Wow Rider really hitlerstached that up. Now nobody can bring a straw into the aquarium.

Hitlerstache by Dryden S March 21, 2021

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hitler 'stache

moustache trimmed as adolf hitler used to

hey look that dude has hitler'stache

hitler 'stache by big rocket February 1, 2005

hitler 'stache

the small bit of pubic hair left on the mound after a spring trim

"summers comming, time to trim up my hitler 'stache"

hitler 'stache by julsinthebox May 2, 2005

Hitler Stache

When a woman has a little patch of hair (usually square) above their vaginal crease, also sometimes called a Soul Patch or The European.

Madi is a sexy tan brunette that sports the Hitler Stache above her love hole.

Hitler Stache by FedInTheA July 16, 2010

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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