hitchen 

means ur a fucking gimp/u stink off piss u gimp

sam:i hate you
alex:hitchen

hitchen by d27mk February 14, 2023

Hitchen's Razor 

That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

Hym "But Matt and Emma don't apply Hitchen's Razor when it comes to E. Jean Carol, do they? Heh."

Hitchen's Razor by Hym Iam February 18, 2025

Hitchens Rule

A person can't discuss the virtues of water boarding in the press or on TV until they themselves have been water boarded. Named after the late journalist Christopher Hitchens who had himself water boarded to experience the torture method so that he could discuss it with better insight.

A person would invoke the Hitchens Rule in social media when someone who has not been the subject of water boarding, begins to describe it in glowing terms, or that the act is not actually torture.

Hitchens Rule by neoblaque December 19, 2011

hitcher jiggle 

when a thick man bounces the cheeks up and down at a consistent pace

carter-hey chicken shit do hitcher jiggle
chicken shit-aight
carter-ahhh thank you

hitcher jiggle by ogchickenshit December 7, 2019

Hitchanck 

To send the same seemingly pointless one-word text message repeatedly over an extended period.

Verizon is hitchancking me. I keep getting the message "Einstein" over and over.

Hitchanck by Woody Thrower May 28, 2008

I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs 

A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.

Your going nowhere! I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs!

I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs by Hrvatska Ned December 14, 2014

Christopher Hitchens 

An English-born, American journalist who is probably the most badass of the atheist dream-team (Dawkins, Hitchens, Sagan, Dennet, and Harris). He is a well-known author who writes books like "god Is Not Great" and "The Portable Atheist: Essential Reading for the Non-Believer." He is known for his merciless wit and intellectual finesse that allows him to dominate his religious opponents in a debate. His comebacks have been named Hitchslaps.

Christopher Hitchens has been diagnosed with oesophageal cancer and is currently (3/27/2011) in stage four of the cancer. Despite this, he is still up and fighting, continuing to debate those who are stupid enough to challenge him.
We're all rooting for you Mr Hitchens!

Dude, did you see Christopher Hitchens on FOX?
Ya man, he DESTROYED Hannity.

Christopher Hitchens by Stephen the Heathen April 14, 2011