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Hutchens 

These are some of the kindest sweetest people you’ll ever meet. They’ll try their hardest to make you feel welcome. They’re extremely breath taking and beautiful in every way. Even their flaws will seem so desirable to you. Everything they do will be done for a reason, and no matter where you go you can always count on them to be there by your side.
“Hutchens are so breath taking it’s incredible”
Hutchens by Cody11<3 January 17, 2018
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hutchens 

Most commonly known or refered to as a rat.
You're such a hutchens
hutchens by hollywood35 January 3, 2011

Hitchens Rule

A person can't discuss the virtues of water boarding in the press or on TV until they themselves have been water boarded. Named after the late journalist Christopher Hitchens who had himself water boarded to experience the torture method so that he could discuss it with better insight.
A person would invoke the Hitchens Rule in social media when someone who has not been the subject of water boarding, begins to describe it in glowing terms, or that the act is not actually torture.
Hitchens Rule by neoblaque December 19, 2011

Christopher Hitchens 

An English-born, American journalist who is probably the most badass of the atheist dream-team (Dawkins, Hitchens, Sagan, Dennet, and Harris). He is a well-known author who writes books like "god Is Not Great" and "The Portable Atheist: Essential Reading for the Non-Believer." He is known for his merciless wit and intellectual finesse that allows him to dominate his religious opponents in a debate. His comebacks have been named Hitchslaps.

Christopher Hitchens has been diagnosed with oesophageal cancer and is currently (3/27/2011) in stage four of the cancer. Despite this, he is still up and fighting, continuing to debate those who are stupid enough to challenge him.
We're all rooting for you Mr Hitchens!
Dude, did you see Christopher Hitchens on FOX?
Ya man, he DESTROYED Hannity.

Hutchins 

The most badass motherfucker on the face of the planet. He's so fucking awesome, Chuck Norris bows down to him. A master with any weapon and a champion at slaying vag, a Hutchins can drink more alcohol than John Belushi cracked out on cocaine.
Dude, did you see that guy just fuck those three bitches while killing a terrorist? He's a Hutchins......
Hutchins by themookieeye November 21, 2010

jeremy hutchins 

a very attractive male specimen conceived in ohio, usa. he has gained fame over social media platforms such as snapchat and instagram.

he has a cat named pepper
he likes to run
he currently attends woodridge high school
hes an only child
A: OMG jeremy hutchins is so hot !
B: his eyes are bluer than my stone cold heart !
A: his hair is more boyant than my dreams !
B: his eyelashes are longer than my list of accomplishments !
A: his teeth are whiter than the whites in my eyes !
B: his glo up is more evident than discovering cows make noise !

Michael Hutchence 

Michael Hutchence was the original lead singer of the Australian rock band INXS, from 1977 to 1997. He was born in 1960.

In 1997 he was depressed and killed himself by hanging. One of the best rockstars lost to suicide!
He had a relationship with pop singer Kylie Minogue, but they broke up in 1991 and remained close friends.

R.I.P. Hutch.
INXS were most awesome with Michael Hutchence. Still awesome after he's gone.
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