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hitchhiking

To the definition above. NO! HITCHHIKING IS NOT A GAY SEX ACT YOU RETARD!
Anyway, hitchhiking is the method of transport/lifestyle in which a person or group of people stand by a major motorway and wait for a free ride. It is risky but the likelihood of being raped and chopped into tiny bits is very small and overplayed by the fear-mongering media. In my opinion.
hitchhiking around the world is a noble goal but some countries are far too dangerous for an american

Hitchhiking Under the Big Top 

Beating off with the sheet propped over your knees resembeling the Circus Big Top
Felcher's mom no knock pop in to his room resulted in her catching him Hitchhiking Under the Big Top

hitchhiking to the sky 

Another expression for male masturbation. This beautiful metaphore describes the movement of one's hand while performing this amusing activity.
1- Do you have something to do this sunday afternoon?

2- I'll do the laundry, call my parents and then some hitchhiking to the sky

Hitchhiking cowgirl

When a girl is riding a guy then proceeds to stick her thumb up his ass like she’s thumbing a ride
Did you hear, Chris’s girl was riding him and then out of nowhere she gave him a hitchhiking cowgirl. He puckered his asshole so hard he about pinched her thumb off!
Hitchhiking cowgirl by Da Man! January 2, 2021

hitchhiking

when doing a girl doggstyle, the gentleman inserts his thumb in said girl's butthole
She loves hitchhiking, though I always need to wash my hands afterwards.
hitchhiking by BaroqueBill March 22, 2010

hitchhiking

when a dude is thinking of another dude while sticking his thumb up his ass.
hitchhiking by locksmith April 2, 2008
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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