hisbian Share definition Flag The male equivilant to a fag hag. A straight male who's best friend is a lesbian or a straight male that spends a lot of time with lesbians. "All of his friends are lesbians that makes him a hisbian" hisbian by blackrabbit December 9, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the hisbian mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch