A sensitive, feminine male that one would assume is gay, but is actually straight and married. The husbian often associates more with women or doesn't have many male friends.
Maggie's husbian is such a great guy, he's so understanding. He's the reason for the phrase "All the good men are married or gay".
Can also use particular sport, like baseball husband, soccer husband, etc. Is like work husband only refers to a sports figure for whom one has the hots.
Watching Tim Lincecum pitch makes me wet. He's my sportshusband.
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"