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Jotaro! The secret of his stand, The World, is Time! It's A Stand that stops ti- 

The line said by Joseph Joestar to Jotaro Kujo referring to the power of DIO's Stand, which is to stop time for 5-9 seconds at will.
Joseph: Jotaro! The secret of his stand, The World, is Time! It's A Stand that stops ti-
Jotaro:...
DIO: ZA WARUDO!

I'm not his secratary

An aggrivated way to speak when frusterated at the circumstances.
Tricky Dick: I'm not his secratary, get his # your self!
Crazy Canderous: Looks like your full of the shit you talk hommie! It looks to me like your doing all his typing. Isn't that a secratary?
Tricky Dick: Fuck you!
C C: Never! Now bend over and let me kick your ass insted for goating me and using my name to post BS defs to piss people off because your so stuck on yourself. Doesn't that mean you are still in loathing faze?
T D: "Your A hooker! A Shame, a whore, a dime, a bitch, a .........."

C C: Is that all you've got. Name calling? Really? I mean if your too scared to adress me in public, what does that say about your stature? Not mutch if you ask me. Closet Case!
T D: They'll follow me! I'm not his secratary
C C: Have it! Let them worship your grownd ass pirate! Pet your wallyrous with you D club and congratulate each other all night long on becoming masters of the universe. But ask your self this. What's he "one" thing thats worth stealing and is truly what causes no trouble at all?
T D: What The...
C C: Second Base Hommie. The one thing people can steal and not get/cause trouble for/in stealing!

All I ever wanted you to know is that I cared for you enought to give you what you needed. Your choices. That woman over their that shows you true love every day. Works hard for you. That is what love is. Not who stole the heart. Who owns the heart, but who is always thier in your heart! Be free and know what love is-everywhere you look!
T D: Your pathologicaly crazy!
C C: That's what they tell sane people to make them pay for harmful meds and play follow the leader. I will always be some one you can trust to do the right thing for a friend. Even if that means putting myself on the line as the butt end of a harsh joke. I kept my promise. I'm right here if you want your friend back.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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