hipster hunt 

The act of gathering a group of friends together to track, hunt down, and humiliate hipsters. As you all know, the hipster phenom is sweeping the country more rapidly by the day. Facebook was far too conformist so they seceded to a website where hipster social networking is king - Tumblr. Rebelling against parents, listening to bands whose singers sound like their brains are hemorrhaging, bad-mouthing hot chicks who want talk to them, wearing the same flannel shirt for weeks, not washing their hair - all traits that a hipster is often linked (but not limited) to.

So do the world a favor, call up your buddies, grab a couple cases of beer, get out there and go give these self-righteous tools something that's actually worth crying about!

Realistic Person 1: Dammit I'm so sick of Derrick's gay ass bandanna and his shitty band.

Realistic Person 2: Sounds like somebody's ready for a good ol' fashion hipster hunt!!!

hipster hunt by mtxajw24 December 15, 2011

hipstercunt 

when you enjoy something until it becomes popular. Its the essence of every true hipster.

>LISTEN TO SOME QUIRCKY SONG ON YOUTUBE
> Stoked about it having under 75K views
>LISTEN TO SAME QUIRKY SONG ON YOUTUBE 6-MONTHS LATER
>It has 2M views
>Loathe the people who comment about how stoked they are that they found it.
>tfw your a pretentious hipstercunt

hipstercunt by @Notjoesantiago July 24, 2015

hipstercunts 

A growing number of twenty-something ladies that generally follow the same dotted line. May be identified by showing one or more of the following characteristics: small scars all over their flapjack bodies, due to adding and removing piercings as the trends changed (now they all look stupid), beautiful faces but hideous souls -or- hideous faces made beautiful by their hard-earned vocational school cosmetology certification.
very materialistic, ugly, selfish women. Also very clever women that are used to getting what they want.

"Those hipstercunts are eating all the cake and they weren't even invited to the party."

hipstercunts by pinkflamingo April 21, 2010