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hipster calisthenics
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That time when you have to do lunges, squats, and knee lifts in your
skinny jeans
to prevent your pants from
cutting off
circulation
to your legs.
"
I think
the dryer may have shrunk my Dickie's, I'd better do some
hipster
calisthenics
."
by
phantomg6
March 11, 2013
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