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hippogyattamus

(n.) An organism with an ass so large, they look like a hippo with a Brazilian butt lift.

To determine whether or not someone is a hippogyattamus, simply throw a spikeball under a golfcart and ask them to reach under to retrieve it, and observe the jiggle physics.
Brett Shnagget has so much cake, earning himself the name "hippogyattamus"
by shnigglelover3000 March 12, 2025
mugGet the hippogyattamusmug.

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