hippogyattamus 

(n.) An organism with an ass so large, they look like a hippo with a Brazilian butt lift.

To determine whether or not someone is a hippogyattamus, simply throw a spikeball under a golfcart and ask them to reach under to retrieve it, and observe the jiggle physics.

Brett Shnagget has so much cake, earning himself the name "hippogyattamus"

hippogyattamus by shnigglelover3000 March 12, 2025

Hippotwattamus

A very large girl that is constantly bitchy and never happy. Not to be confused with a Twatapotamus.

"Dude! WTF is up with that pissed off fatty over there?"
"Stay away from that one. She's a hippotwattamus"

Hippotwattamus by deathfordough November 18, 2016