hipnophobiac 

Someone who is scared of rap music

Chris: Dude all this new rap music is freaking me out!
David: dude... your such a hipnophobiac.

hipnophobiac by DL Cummings August 25, 2013

Hippophobia

Short for hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia also known as the fear of long names

Person 1: I fear long words
Person 2: Hmm, it appears you have hippophobia
Person 1: I have what?
Person 2: Hippophobia is short for hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Person 1: OH JESUS CHRIST THE HORROR

Hippophobia by tarshboy69 July 22, 2021

Hapnophobia 

fear of touching or being touched

He panicked when I touched his shoulder because he has hapnophobia

Hapnophobia by TrashThatFoundTheInternet June 10, 2018

Hypnophobia 

The fear of being hypnotized by a magician.

"My friend Moe has Hypnophobia."

Hypnophobia by anonymous March 10, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004