hiplo

Hiplo simply means the essence of Heatherawesomeness. Briefly, it is characterized by aviator glasses (worn both inside and outside), bomber jackets, $9 knock-off vans, unconditioned hair, long jeans regardless of weather, a walk that is a cross between a farmer and a gangster, and a knowledge of all things nerdy. Some people have it, others wish they did.

Have you seen Sammie? She's been pretty hiplo since she met Heather.

by original hiplo October 12, 2011

hiplete

A person who is a cross between an athlete and a hipster, they enjoy art, indie music, basketball, riding fixed bikes and football. They may walk down the street wearing skinny jean cut-offs, nike mid calfs, retro running shoes, scarfs, designer glasses, thick beards, and vintage New York Yankee hats from the 1970s. They are neither the best athlete or the most liberal self absorbed hipster, but in an awkward medium state enjoying the best of both subcultures.

hipster: Hey wanna drink PBR and listen to the new Vampire Weekend album?

hiplete: Yea man! while I practice my jump shot for the game coming up!

hipster: ...... god you fucking hiplete

by hillert October 18, 2013

Hipling

A young wanna be hipster, usually spotted at the nearest indie band concert and or coffee shop. This teen most likely has little to no knowlede of the band tee they are currently wearing. They are the new generation of fake music lovers who just want to seem cool and misunderstood.

bob: hey man! wanna go to the Bastille concert?
jack: no thanks bro. there will be too many hiplings.

by errrrrrin May 2, 2014

hiphopapotamus

Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords is also known as the Hiphopapotamus. It's his gangster name.

They call me the hiphopapotamus
I got flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin off the top of this esophageus
I'm Not a water dwelling mammal from Africa
thats moved to the metroplois
and been taught how to break dance
where did you get that preposterous hypothesis
did steve tell you that?
What's he got to do with it?
What kind of rapping name is Steve?
.. Steve

by chewey justice June 25, 2008

Hilloy

A combination of hi, hello and hey all in one word

Person1:hilloy
Person2:hilloy
Person3: that is some coolio slang

by Sofffphia February 16, 2018

hipocalypse

The frightening moment of clarity in hipster's life when they realize they aren't that special, individual, unique or entitled and there's several million hipsters that look, act and talk just like them. The hipster then has one of 2 roads to follow. One, be and complete denial and really just go balls out with everything that is hip. Two, leave the cult and start a new life.

Dude 1- "Whoa, that hipster is getting a haircut, a shave AND a bath!?!?!!?"

Dude 2- "Yeah, man, he saw the hipocalypse and decide to leave the hive and start a new life."

by Furiosa the Accursed May 29, 2015

hiphone

Chinese failed attempt to clone Apple´s iPhone. It supports 2 sim cards, expansion slot for microSD and external rechargeable batteries.

It´s cheapear than an iPhone, lacking features like quality Apps, E-Mail, Instant Messenger an so on.

Bob: Hey look my new hiphone it´s like an iPhone!!!

Rob: Rly?, does it have Youtube?

Bob: no

Rob: E-Mail?

Bob: no

Rob: Super Monkey Ball, Need for Speed, Metal Gear, etc?

Bob: no

Bob starts to cry and throw his hiphone away.

by Phantom_Xtreme June 22, 2009