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Hirohito 

Japanese Harry Potter. Friend of Hitler and Mussolini, lots of anime were released in his time, and he is better than Akihito and Naruhito.
Friend: Who the fuck is that?
Me: Hirohito, greatest leader in the Axis powers, must be ur waifu.
Hirohito by LMgamer36 October 8, 2020

hirohito 

The Emperor of Japan during world war 2 up until the 70s when he died. He was a brilliant emperor and it was not his fault for the pacific war it was the parliment but he has a famous speech which he made during japans surrender which was the first time the japanese people heard his voice.
Did you hear hirohitos speach did he really say we are surrendering.
hirohito by Thepersonwhoisright August 16, 2020

Hiroshitma 

A shit(s) so remarkably large it feels like squeezing a football out your ass. And when aforementioned shit reaches the toilet, it douses your ass cheeks with cold toilet water

*Word also applies to steady streams of diarrhea that make your asshole feel like its up in flames
Bob: You might wanna get your toilet a therapist

Jim: Why?

Bob: I just scarred it for life with like 3 hiroshitmas
Hiroshitma by DukeyOfHazard January 7, 2010

Homoshit 

Jamal: Yo Jermaine.. ah gots somethin' to tell ya. I like it when hairy men stick their dicks in mah mouf.

Jermaine: Ayo DeAndre! Niggaz a homoshit!
Homoshit by Kitty Fucker February 11, 2009

hirohito 

Hirohito can not be compared to Hitler. He was not even a dictator nor did he have any real power. Hirohito ended WWII and helped re-build modern Japan. Hirohito was a great guy.
Hirohito is my hero

Hirohito was one of Japan's greatest emperors.
hirohito by Ookpick GooseFrubba February 1, 2005

hirohito 

A vicious dictator of Japan (until WW2). Under his rule, Japanese were taught that they were the master race and that all other races were inferoir. When Japan invaded China during WW2, his Imperial Army slaughtered between 2 million and 6 million Chinese and other non-japanese Asians, and millions more died in the ensuing famine. Not as well known as Hitler, but just as bad.
Hirohito says he knew nothing about the WW2 atrocities, but he surely did - it was his own army!
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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