Conversation between a person with hipopotomonstrosesquipedaliofobia and their firend.
*So you fear anything?
*Yes actually I have a fear of long words.
*Oh and what's it called as a phobia?
*Blank stare*
A salutation/cry in the case that one is being mugged or in some way harassed
This is said to a passerby who is respectable enough that one would like to greet him/her, but due to the urgency of one's situation it is necessary to alert them to the offense taking place