hillorie 

A person who is overwhelmingly sad all the time and has major trust issues

There are so many hillorie’s at this bar

hillorie by Sad1993 September 8, 2021

Hillaried 

The act of being killed in such a way as for the death to appear as an intentional suicide. See also "suicided."

Epstein and McAfee were Hillaried.

Hillaried by rbrice July 1, 2021

Hillaried 

To fail spectacularly at something where success was all but assured. From the resounding defeat Hillary Clinton took in the Iowa caucus.

Dude 1: I thought I was going to ace that math exam but I totally hillaried it.
Dude 2: That's your problem, you were so confident, you didn't study. So of course you were hillaried.

Hillaried by Bif Loman January 13, 2008

Hillarie 

One of the best friends you will ever have, and not to mention wickedly beautiful, has the voice of an angel/fairy/godzilla

Dustin: did you see that girl?

Matt: yeah, she was so beautiful. She must be Hillarie

Hillarie by Claire Try February 5, 2009

Hillaried 

The act of something being swept under the rug with everyone watching and pretending it didn't happen by both parties except a third

Tom and Stephanie totally Hillaried last weekend when her bf Ron caught them fucking in his jeep, they still claim they were searching for her cell phone

Hillaried by Desert lightning September 1, 2016

Hillarieoid

Like hilarious, but more hilarious!

"I watched this movie last night, it was so hillarieoid, I laughed so hard my gut hurt!"

Hillarieoid by thewordbirthers February 8, 2026