high tech redneck 

a high tech redneck is some one who has more computer parts on his lawn than he has grass.

you know your a high tech redneck when you build an outhouse that has a T1 (or greater) line connecting it to the out side world.

high tech redneck by jeffrey sorenson January 15, 2004

High Tech Redneck 

Anyone who has the qualities of a geek/nerd/dork except that they live in the southern United States.

Bubba: Billy's been playing world of warcraft for two days straight. Is he a nerd now?

Leroy: naw he's just become a high tech redneck

High Tech Redneck by BrolySSJ5 March 24, 2009

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone whose Windows wallpaper is peeling.

bubba: how come y'all got dat ol newspaper duck-taped over yer computer screen?
htrn: dat's so's da neighbors cain't be lookin in thru mah Winderz!

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 15, 2004

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who doubles the value of hiz truck by installing a radio in it.

bubba: dat shore looks better'n dat hole in yr dashboard.
htrn: yeah, and one of these dayz i might git it ta work!

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone whose car in the driveway is propped up on old IBM AT cases instead of concrete blocks.

bubba: is dat car ever gonna run agin?
htrn: i dunno, i sold da wheelz fr beer money.

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who has a T-3 line running to his outhouse.

bubba: say, where d'y'all keep yer sears catalogue?
htrn: hit's rat chair under da router.

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 15, 2004

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who uses a spreadsheet to keep track of which reletives he's slept with...and how much they charged him.

bubba: how much do you pay fr sex?
htrn: a nickel's a nickel, a penny's a penny, kinfolk pussy is as good as any.

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 16, 2004