Gamer #1: "This game, MGS2, has more cutscenes than gameplay."
Gamer #2: "This is 'A Hideo Kojima Game', which entails you're more in for an
interactive movie rather than a stright up
video game, so put that
controller down for 8 hours, this is the bit with the Peter Stillman saga."
Gamer #1: "He should have called himself Video Kojima."