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heyser 

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Heyser is a beautiful person that has curves like no other. She speaks with her heart and brain. She loves to chat and have new friends. She has a amazing smile that will make others fall for her. She has a great, funny, and positive personality. There’s not many Heyser’s in this world so you can say she’s a rare one, so keep her.
Heyser will always be there for you and love you like no other.
heyser by Frank tommas March 1, 2019
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henserated 

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humiliating or ganging up on another person or group of individuals to make oneself feel better

pronounced: hen-sir-ay-ted
Person 1: What’s wrong are you okay?
Person 2: NO, those girls just henserated me in that bathroom!

Person 1: Omg that’s terrible.
henserated by peh’s #1 fan August 25, 2021
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Related Words
heyser • heiser • Hesser • heymer • heyner • heeser • Heiserer • HELSER • henserated • Herser

heyner 

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A fluffy Mexican rabbit
My dad just got my brother a heyner for christmas
heyner by Heyyaaaaaalllll December 2, 2013
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heyner 

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A person who has such a great personality and loves to make people laugh. They're shy when it comes to love but their humor makes up for it. They're also very talented and usually know how to play multiple instruments like the guitar, violin, and piano!
Wow man, you're so heyner
heyner by voidedgalaxy September 17, 2016
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heysel 

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To heysel something is to totally forget that it ever took place and never mention it and pretend it never happened
She heyselled her ex-boyfriend
heysel by Foresnip January 14, 2015
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Heuser 

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MOST AWESOME MOFO EVER. A true G of all trades. 1St in athletics, Acedimics, and Danm fine ass SEXYNESS!! Dont let this fool you though. He is Warrior and not afraid to get dirty. Destine to live Big, they will throw down for what they believe and what the stand for. Leaders to many. Also known for what their packing down below! HE PUTS ON FOR HIS CITY as much as he does for the ladies! and LIVES UP TO THE DREAM. Further more Very charming, funny, sexy, life of party, BEER PONG CHAMP, LOVES THEM LADIES!!!, and a true gangster of love.
EX: Dude, im pulling a Heuser tonight.
Im going Heuser on them Bitches.
Check out the Heuser on him!
He wish he was Heuser
BRO, He is some Heuser.
He rode it like a true Heuser.
Heuser by SPANKS MCGEE October 14, 2008
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Hesser

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Hesser can be either first or last name. Rarely given as a first name for male. Comes a long way from Chatti, Germanic tribe first century AD. Meaning stoic, honorable, passionate, elegant, and warrior. Who always does what is right – often to his detriment. He cares about people especially those in need.

German family known for their hard work, and being very proud.They put their family first, And love and care for others they take pride in their work.They honor the family name with dignity, respect, and pride.
The Hesser family is lovely.
Hesser by Rick321 November 22, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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