hey.its.sam.wel 

hey.its.sam.wel is a really cool person and i lvoe them to bits!!!!!! you should go follow them on tiktok because i said so. if you follow sam you are automatically cool and everyone will love you.

p.s you may aswell follow mitskisbffrealnotfake on tiktok 😊😊

"hey did you see hey.its.sam.wel's new tiktok?"
"no ew who is that"
"wtf go look rn"

hey.its.sam.wel by mitskisbffREAL!!notfake. May 26, 2022

Hey, Sam 

Hey... Remember how you said "Der... Islam bad because they use God to slaughter people thinking that it 'Good' "? You see how the Jews are doing THAT EXACT THING by invoking the amalek and then slaughtering the Palestinians?

Hym "Hey, Sam... Is it different though? Is it different because it's retaliatory? I mean you could argue that it was retaliatory when the Muslims did it in direct response to invasion... Is it because they're only killing their out-group? Like, the Muslim were willing to kill 'their own people' and that is worse than just killing other people? How's that any different from 'civilian casualties?' Still just out-group = fine in-group + out-group = bad?"

Hey, Sam by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

Heysamurott

The most badass guy around. If you're friends with him you are just leeching off of his epicness. Also, he has a big penis

Hey do you know Heysamurott?
Yeah! He's so cool!

Heysamurott by Heysamurott October 11, 2016

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012