the signature greeting,and mantra, of fictional sidekick Hank Kingsley (Jeffery Tambor) on fictional late night t.v. talk show The Larry Sanders Show.

" And me, Hey noooow..Hank Kingsley.
AND
HEY NOW, HEY NOW, WHAT'S A MATTER WITH YA, YEAAH, YEAAH, {~help~}WHAT'S A MATTER WITH......

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Hey now

The popular synonym to "Hello" that Howard Stern and friends use on his radio show.

"Hey now Howard, im calling from Kansas"
"Hey now brother"

Hey now by Cameron A December 16, 2005

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Hey now

A greeting used by Deadheads, taken from the Mardi Gras song "Iko Iko" that the Dead often performed at shows.

Hey now, hey now, iko iko all day. Giacomo fina, ah na ney, giacomo fina ney.

Hey now by Woody Thomas July 29, 2008

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hey now

Hey now is an exclamation typically used when an exceedingly attractive female has made her presence known.
It can alternatively be used as a noun that refers to a particularly attractive female.

1. "Hey now. There is something to write home about"
2. "Well was she a hey now, or not?"
3. "Wow, thats a hey now if ive ever seen one!"

hey now by Goat + Bonst June 19, 2007

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who said what in the hey now?

what did you just say?

I thought you just called my mother a cunt? Who said what in the hey now?

who said what in the hey now? by shoop April 21, 2006

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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