hevage

male cleavage; man boob; the excess tissue, either fat or muscle seen around the breast area of males, usually in bodybuilders or overweight individuals; see also: bro

holy crap, look at that fat guy, he has some serious hevage

by michael, jack's son December 28, 2009

hevage

The resultant bulge that occurs from the use of the new “Wonderbra” jockstrap.

Erin says to Adam, "That's a great new wonderbra jockstrap you have there. Make sure your pants are zipped up, otherwise you're going to show your hevage."

by Erin & Russ November 4, 2006

Heavage

The aggressive demonstration of a man’s pectoral muscles through a low cut mens shirt.

That tank top really shows of your heavage.

by Dorp02 February 25, 2022

Heavage

Male cleavage.

Him+cleavage=Heavage.

Is Steve wearing a V-Neck?
Dude's showin' some heavage!

by Buzz_Aldrin December 2, 2009

he-vage

Noun: Male cleavage, often seen when a button-down shirt is unbuttoned to an extreme. Generally viewed in nightclubs or on CSI. Word origin - the combination of "He" (as in "male") and "Cleavage" (as in "exposure of the upper boob area") hence "he-vage."

Did you see CSI last night? Warrick was sporting some serious HE-VAGE in the lab for some reason.

by Gail B. January 22, 2007

Heavage

When an amply bosomed woman breathes deeply and quickly as out of fear, arousal or some other excitement so that her propped-up, pushed-together, plunging-neckline-revealed chest rises and falls vigorously, drawing attention to her heaving cleavage.

We burst into her bedchambers, and at once we could tell that Dracula had just been there seconds before, as evidenced by the dear, tormented lady's wild eyes, languid lips and the violently pumping heavage that threatened to tear the delicate threads of her gossamer nightgown asunder!

by Phraser July 26, 2009

Heage

An incredably dull village situated in Derbyshire. Inhabited by cows, old people, scary vicious dogs and very bored minors.

I live in Heage.

by ungoverned March 26, 2009