Heterofest 

A heterofest is an event in which only heterosexuals, and usually in large number, participate in. Heterofests can be found anywhere, but are more common in the old confederate states of the southern United States.

Straight Dave: Is everyone ready for a heterofest!!?

Heterofest by Paulweezy August 8, 2009

heterotastic 

Rudely used as a form of derision in place of wonderful or great. Often has the addition of the word "fucking" between the syllables for additional emphasis.

“Well, isn’t that just heterofuckingtastic/heterotastic. My hard drive just crashed.”

heterotastic by gayinchitown72 June 24, 2006

Heteropessimism 

The pessimism of being heterosexual.
You are not feeling optimistic about the heterosexual dating scene, and you do not think it will ever change in a positive way.

Person 1: I do not date anymore, I cannot take the disappointment and grieve everytime a meet someone new. It is better to be alone than all that unpaid emotional labour dealing with the bullshit

Person 2: Ah I see, you are dealing with heteropessimism.

Heteropessimism by djleen October 22, 2019

HeteroLeteroSexual 

When you are only sexually, aesthetically, physically, or romantically attracted to Dress-code Jamie’s.

Brody: “I’m HeteroLeteroSexual!”
Kenny: “What does that mean?”
Brody: “You know Dress-code Jamie? Yeah, I love that girl.”

HeteroLeteroSexual by rochi November 21, 2019

Heterofatalism 

Also called heteropessimism, heterofatalism is an attitude of embarrassment or negativity towards one's heterosexuality. Heterofatalism consists of a performative disaffiliation with heterosexuality and a desire to have a different sexual orientation.

Sarah keeps saying that she hates dating men and that she wishes she were a lesbian. This is an example of heterofatalism at its finest.

Heterofatalism by DeathlessKKC July 12, 2021

heteroception 

"Heterosexual exception." When a person who identifies as gay or lesbian falls for someone of the opposite sex, the object of his or her affection is that person's heteroception.

See also homoception.

1. Miranda identifies as gay, but when she met Greg, he became her heteroception.

2. "I know you're not really into girls, but couldn't you make a heteroception just this once?"

heteroception by feyling May 17, 2009

heterotextual 

(adj.) term used to describe a text message or texting interchange with a person of the opposite gender

"Dude, you need to be having more heterotextual conversations. You text more guys than you do girls!"

heterotextual by Mike Blanco March 23, 2008