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heterodeist

A person who believes in a god, but not the same god as any religious organization. A person who elects to personally define the characteristics of the god they believe in.
I'm a heterodeist. Sure, I believe in God, just not your god.
heterodeist by Shoaler March 8, 2010
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Heterofest 

A heterofest is an event in which only heterosexuals, and usually in large number, participate in. Heterofests can be found anywhere, but are more common in the old confederate states of the southern United States.
Straight Dave: Is everyone ready for a heterofest!!?
Heterofest by Paulweezy August 8, 2009

Heteromestic

The type of lifestyle that was once almost exclusively the domain of straight, white, married couples: house in the suburbs, two kids, minivan, beige walls, bland food. Starting in the early 2000s,however, the lines between this and the homomestic lifestyle have blurred, as gay couples get legally married and raise children in increasing numbers, while suburban straight couples discover the joys of chevre and beurre blanc, cobalt blue dining rooms, and anal fingering.
Scott and Giselle's happy, heteromestic bliss started to crumble the moment Scott took his first bite of kimchi fried rice.
Heteromestic by mkemankws March 21, 2016

heterosexist 

a person, usually a heterosexual, who believes that heterosexuality is the only valid choice and that it is superior to all other sexualties. These people are also likely to subscribe to other ideas such as racism, sexism, and other forms of discrimination.
Heterosexuals who use the word gay in a derogatory manner (bad way) are being heterosexist in that they associate the word gay with some misfortune or ill effect.
heterosexist by Anima June 18, 2004

Heterodoxist 

A person who discriminates against people with different standards of orthodoxy; particularly with regards to behavior or belief; those who discriminate against those with customs they consider "unnatural" or "taboo".

Comes from the Greek "Heteros" meaning "other" or "different" and the Greek "Doxa" , meaning "opinion".
Social conservatives, homophobes, xenophobes, bible literalists. Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Fred Phelps.
Heterodoxist by Nero Kalem September 9, 2005

heterosexist 

one who is accused of having a bias against homosexuals and holds the opinion that heterosexuals are superior
Global studies teacher Mr. Pitts accused the foremost debate team member Mr. Torres of heterosexism.
heterosexist by Debate Team Observer February 20, 2005
Straight people who are so homophobic that they can’t even imagine anyone not being straight, and think that being straight is the pinnacle of human existence that everyone must want.
My mom asked if I had a boyfriend yet, even though I told her I was a lesbian. She’s such a heteroist.”
Heteroist by Nonbyenary July 27, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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