heterocoat

verb

to dress and/or act in a more heteronormative manner than usual so as to appease the homophobic sensibilities of those around you

My Latter-day Saint parents want me to heterocoat my life with my same-sex partner when we're out in public with them, because they're afraid their other LDS friends will see us holding hands or kissing around my parents and get the wrong impression that my folks actually support LGBT+ rights.

by NewNameEli January 12, 2022

heteroclaws

Long nails on a woman who has sex with women.

She was eating me out and I told her to finger me, but then I realized she had heteroclaws.

by 420pussy October 6, 2020

Heterofatalism

Also called heteropessimism, heterofatalism is an attitude of embarrassment or negativity towards one's heterosexuality. Heterofatalism consists of a performative disaffiliation with heterosexuality and a desire to have a different sexual orientation.

Sarah keeps saying that she hates dating men and that she wishes she were a lesbian. This is an example of heterofatalism at its finest.

by DeathlessKKC July 12, 2021

heteroception

"Heterosexual exception." When a person who identifies as gay or lesbian falls for someone of the opposite sex, the object of his or her affection is that person's heteroception.

See also homoception.

1. Miranda identifies as gay, but when she met Greg, he became her heteroception.

2. "I know you're not really into girls, but couldn't you make a heteroception just this once?"

by feyling May 17, 2009

heterodont

A white boy that gets on your nerves so you don't fuck with that heterosexual.

There's this one kid named Zach that's a heterodont.

by Bbvyffv123456 August 15, 2018

Heterocontextual

A person, ususally a guy, who identifies himself as "straight," who, IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT (usually quick & easy access to a willing partner), will eagerly engage in sexual activity with a person of the same sex.

For a guy who calls himself "straight,"Victor gives damn good head. He's a hetero all right; a horney heterocontextual; he'll do whomever's there in order to get his nutt.

by JimTimH. December 10, 2010

heterocopter

A. An lgbtq+ ally, usually cishet, who is invasive/overly supportive and “hovers” over queer people.

B. A heterosexual person who always chimes in on lgbtq+ issues even though they have no information on the topic or haven’t experienced said issue themselves.

C. Someone who wishes they were gay or actively seeks out a gbf (gay best friend).

1. Stop asking about my sexuality so much, you’re being a heterocopter.

2. You have no idea what discrimination feels like, you heterocopter.

3. Don’t heterocopter over me, you’re not gay.

by flamingbreadsticks May 31, 2021