heterocamp

A performative, exaggerated, and often ironic portrayal of heterosexuality that mimics the camp sensibilities of queer culture. Heterocamp amplifies traditional straight norms, gender roles, and tropes to the point of parody, making them feel theatrical or satirical.

Jonathan Bailey uncorks an outrageous scene-stealer as the heterocamp Fiyero, a performance to put alongside Cary Elwes in The Princess Bride

heterocamp by Markymark801 November 23, 2024

heterosapiosexual 

One who has a preference for intelligence in the opposite sex.

I am a nerdy heterosapiosexual who enjoys intelligent conversation with the opposite sex.

heterosapiosexual by FireMonkeyBallz May 13, 2014

Heterosapien 

A Karen who thinks that homosapien means that you’re homosexual.

“Mom, our teacher taught us about homosapiens, did you know that we are homosapiens, both you and me?”
“Oh hell no Timmy, I am a heterosapien and so are you. We are not homosexual.”

Heterosapien by Peppa pig 🐖 May 20, 2020

heteroception 

"Heterosexual exception." When a person who identifies as gay or lesbian falls for someone of the opposite sex, the object of his or her affection is that person's heteroception.

See also homoception.

1. Miranda identifies as gay, but when she met Greg, he became her heteroception.

2. "I know you're not really into girls, but couldn't you make a heteroception just this once?"

heteroception by feyling May 17, 2009

heterosapien 

1. Animal of the Mammalia class and Primate order who walks on two legs, makes decisions with his third and doesn't enjoy sticking his dick in anything that has a Y chromosome.

2. Leader of the erosapiens.

1. Man: Take it, bitch. I'm a heterosapien.
Girl: Oh, yeah, Tom. You're so big.

2. The biker exclaimed, "I'm the head erosapien." The he gargled with a douche.

heterosapien by Heterosapien September 26, 2003

Heterosapien 

Different man, idiot and non-human

Homo sapien means "wise man" in Latin
Hetero is Greek for "different", a mix of Latin and Greek meanings produces "different man", dropping the "wise" part of the term means a heterosapien would be less wise or intelligent than a homosapien. Different from man meaning non-human.

"Some people are heterosapiens..."
"We seem to have discovered a heterosapien."

Heterosapien by Lucifer de Infierno March 27, 2022

heterosapien 

heterosapien is a near extinction species consists of real G's.
heterosapiens are distrbuted around the world with no solid evidence of where they originate from.

most notable heterosapiens are Tupac Shakur, Vladimir Putin.

person 1: wanna play fortnite?
person 2: bro, i'm a heterosapien. miss me with that gay shit

heterosapien by 56ab118 January 20, 2021