heterocopter

A. An lgbtq+ ally, usually cishet, who is invasive/overly supportive and “hovers” over queer people.

B. A heterosexual person who always chimes in on lgbtq+ issues even though they have no information on the topic or haven’t experienced said issue themselves.

C. Someone who wishes they were gay or actively seeks out a gbf (gay best friend).

1. Stop asking about my sexuality so much, you’re being a heterocopter.

2. You have no idea what discrimination feels like, you heterocopter.

3. Don’t heterocopter over me, you’re not gay.

by flamingbreadsticks May 31, 2021

Heterocontextual

A person, ususally a guy, who identifies himself as "straight," who, IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT (usually quick & easy access to a willing partner), will eagerly engage in sexual activity with a person of the same sex.

For a guy who calls himself "straight,"Victor gives damn good head. He's a hetero all right; a horney heterocontextual; he'll do whomever's there in order to get his nutt.

by JimTimH. December 10, 2010

heterocetera

A term for the jumble of things heterosexual people stereotypically talk about including but not limited to: their kid(s), spouse, the weather, and last night's sports game.

Person 1: What did you and Jim talk about last night?

Person 2: Fantasy football, his new dog, Jim Jr, heterocetera.

by oops_i_did_the_thing2 September 10, 2023