A true player of ones emotions. He claims to be easy like Sunday morning, but really difficult. Good at leading girls on just to tear out your heart and stomp all over it. Must be snap chatting a female at all times. Makes you feel like the only girl he's talking and snapping only to find out he's snapping half the females in town. Makes me weak in the knees just thinking about his short sexiness.

David Herzog, let's go get cheeseburgers and ketchup sometime.

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Marv Herzog

When a girl takes a Bavarian sausage in here cheese haus while eating a bucket of Zhenders chicken.

Franz gave Heidi the ole Marv Herzog last night.

Marv Herzog by Mysteryman617 March 10, 2018

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Asher Herzog

The spawn of master dictator, god, Jewish people. This deity posseses the all powerful and mighty Jew fro. This wanna be fro posseses the knowledge of centuries of anarchists alike, and there plans to take the government from the inside. A co. Creator of water baseballFerry beach opoly, pirate in training, and future leader of the band soon to be called aqward sexual advices. Also posses the talents of binge drinking water, prank calling, and pissing off chistians. This amazing being of limitless power is a force to be wrekend with.

The flying spegghti monster had not released his meaty marinara in quite some time, so when he spotted Connor, broken, and in a dress, he decided this would be thenperfect time.

-Asher Herzog / God

Asher Herzog by Emily+Connor+car=hyper2010 January 1, 2010

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A Herzog

when a girl has sex with a guy then attempts to have sex with his friend immediantly after.

last night jill pulled a herzog on jim after she finished with joe.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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