Herzogen

The act of Herzogen describes the ancient practice of ejaculating aggressively in front of a mirror to yourself. The usage of other devices is allowed, but a mirror must be present at all times. The ejaculating individual usually stands in front of the mirror, naked, and in some cases also finishes on the mirror.

*Bruno enters room*
Bruno: Bro, what the hell are you doin?
Tim: Herzogen.
Bruno: No i mean, why didnt you invite me to jizz on the mirror with you?
Tim: It is my mirror.

Herzogen by codein.krazy October 10, 2024

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Herzoged

To be, or have been Coached or played with a member of the Herzog family.

We had a great season because we were Herzoged!

Herzoged by Thechiffonator May 5, 2019

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Gymnasium Herzogenaurach

Hell on earth.

I‘m depressed because of Gymnasium Herzogenaurach.

Gymnasium Herzogenaurach by Zauberhafte1234 January 17, 2023

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Gymnasium Herzogenaurach

Hell on earth

Friend 1 : I’m depressed because I go to Gymnasium Herzogenaurach!!!
Friend 2: Same!!!
Friend 3: Hihi, me too !
Friend 4: *crying because of Gymnasium Herzogenaurach *

Gymnasium Herzogenaurach by Zauberhafte1234 January 17, 2023

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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