Herzogen

The act of Herzogen describes the ancient practice of ejaculating aggressively in front of a mirror to yourself. The usage of other devices is allowed, but a mirror must be present at all times. The ejaculating individual usually stands in front of the mirror, naked, and in some cases also finishes on the mirror.

*Bruno enters room*
Bruno: Bro, what the hell are you doin?
Tim: Herzogen.
Bruno: No i mean, why didnt you invite me to jizz on the mirror with you?
Tim: It is my mirror.

Herzogen by codein.krazy October 10, 2024

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Herzoged

To be, or have been Coached or played with a member of the Herzog family.

We had a great season because we were Herzoged!

Herzoged by Thechiffonator May 5, 2019

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Herzogen • Gymnasium Herzogenaurach • Herzoged

Gymnasium Herzogenaurach

Hell on earth.

I‘m depressed because of Gymnasium Herzogenaurach.

Gymnasium Herzogenaurach by Zauberhafte1234 January 17, 2023

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Gymnasium Herzogenaurach

Hell on earth

Friend 1 : I’m depressed because I go to Gymnasium Herzogenaurach!!!
Friend 2: Same!!!
Friend 3: Hihi, me too !
Friend 4: *crying because of Gymnasium Herzogenaurach *

Gymnasium Herzogenaurach by Zauberhafte1234 January 17, 2023

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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