A true player of ones emotions. He claims to be easy like Sunday morning, but really difficult. Good at leading girls on just to tear out your heart and stomp all over it. Must be snap chatting a female at all times. Makes you feel like the only girl he's talking and snapping only to find out he's snapping half the females in town. Makes me weak in the knees just thinking about his short sexiness.

David Herzog, let's go get cheeseburgers and ketchup sometime.

David Herzog by Doedoedidit March 12, 2023

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Marv Herzog

When a girl takes a Bavarian sausage in here cheese haus while eating a bucket of Zhenders chicken.

Franz gave Heidi the ole Marv Herzog last night.

Marv Herzog by Mysteryman617 March 10, 2018

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Asher Herzog

The spawn of master dictator, god, Jewish people. This deity posseses the all powerful and mighty Jew fro. This wanna be fro posseses the knowledge of centuries of anarchists alike, and there plans to take the government from the inside. A co. Creator of water baseballFerry beach opoly, pirate in training, and future leader of the band soon to be called aqward sexual advices. Also posses the talents of binge drinking water, prank calling, and pissing off chistians. This amazing being of limitless power is a force to be wrekend with.

The flying spegghti monster had not released his meaty marinara in quite some time, so when he spotted Connor, broken, and in a dress, he decided this would be thenperfect time.

-Asher Herzog / God

Asher Herzog by Emily+Connor+car=hyper2010 January 1, 2010

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A Herzog

when a girl has sex with a guy then attempts to have sex with his friend immediantly after.

last night jill pulled a herzog on jim after she finished with joe.

A Herzog by ollie6189545 June 13, 2009

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