The act of Herzogen describes the ancient practice of ejaculating aggressively in front of a mirror to yourself. The usage of other devices is allowed, but a mirror must be present at all times. The ejaculating individual usually stands in front of the mirror, naked, and in some cases also finishes on the mirror.
*Bruno enters room*
Bruno: Bro, what the hell are you doin?
Tim: Herzogen.
Bruno: No i mean, why didnt you invite me to jizz on the mirror with you?
Tim: It is my mirror.
Friend 1 : I’m depressed because I go to Gymnasium Herzogenaurach!!!
Friend 2: Same!!!
Friend 3: Hihi, me too !
Friend 4: *crying because of Gymnasium Herzogenaurach *
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.