The act of Herzogen describes the ancient practice of ejaculating aggressively in front of a mirror to yourself. The usage of other devices is allowed, but a mirror must be present at all times. The ejaculating individual usually stands in front of the mirror, naked, and in some cases also finishes on the mirror.
*Bruno enters room*
Bruno: Bro, what the hell are you doin?
Tim: Herzogen.
Bruno: No i mean, why didnt you invite me to jizz on the mirror with you?
Tim: It is my mirror.
Friend 1 : I’m depressed because I go to Gymnasium Herzogenaurach!!!
Friend 2: Same!!!
Friend 3: Hihi, me too !
Friend 4: *crying because of Gymnasium Herzogenaurach *
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)