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herpz by therealgeach April 7, 2025
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HerpAlert
An online, electronic portal that privately offers patients diagnosis and treatment of herpes simplex virus (cold sores and genital herpes). 100% encrypted and secure. Takes less than five minutes. Prescriptions are sent to the pharmacy of the patient's choice.
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Herp Derp
Herp Derp by Kommandant November 25, 2009
herpatratin'
When an individual with a cold sore (herpes simplex B) claims to have a "sun or fever" blister when it is obviously a cold sore. They are "hepatratin'."
Example 1:
Becky: "OMG! I was at the beach this weekend and I got this sun blister." Jody: "Girl, stop herpatratin'! You and I both know that's a cold sore."
Example 2:
"Can I have drink?"
"Hell no! You're herpatratin'!"
Becky: "OMG! I was at the beach this weekend and I got this sun blister." Jody: "Girl, stop herpatratin'! You and I both know that's a cold sore."
Example 2:
"Can I have drink?"
"Hell no! You're herpatratin'!"
herpatratin' by woogienutts August 19, 2012
herpaderping
a lazy carefree attitude and gross negligence of time and productivity. This wasted time usually comprises of interneting, sleeping and looking clueless.
Hey Derp what were you doing for the last 3 hours?!? I was herpaderping.
Stahp Herpaderping and get your work done!
Stahp Herpaderping and get your work done!
herpaderping by nemxomen November 25, 2013
Herpderpes
Herpderpes is a sexually transmitted case of stupidity, symptoms of this include general herping and derping, and is not limited to brain farts and mind queffs. Can be extremely contagious during the early onset of the disease, and has no cure.
Herpderpes by mackattack3345 March 11, 2011
herpagonosyphilaids
A condition in which a person has multiple STDs. Usually acquired by promiscuous fucktards who refuse to use condoms during intercourse. Used to signify how nasty someone is.
herpagonosyphilaids by koalaroo February 28, 2008
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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