herpz

a discordian tubby who has a 0.1 KD in fortnite

omg did you see herpz get destroyed by geach in fortnite? that was so funny

by therealgeach April 7, 2025

Herpdert

When a marriage of two different people from two different cultures have an outdoor ceremony but the pastor is Jewish

Did you go to the Herpdert last weekend?

by leatherwings February 25, 2015

HerpAlert

An online, electronic portal that privately offers patients diagnosis and treatment of herpes simplex virus (cold sores and genital herpes). 100% encrypted and secure. Takes less than five minutes. Prescriptions are sent to the pharmacy of the patient's choice.

Yo fam, My date on Friday is straight fire but I might need to go to {HerpAlert} first. Not about spreading that virus.

by Z Cloud October 19, 2017

Herp Derp

An expression used when a person, or yourself, has done somthing extremely stupid and dopey

Person 1: Dude, I just hit my head on the door.
Person 2: HERP DERP.

by Kommandant November 25, 2009

herpatratin'

When an individual with a cold sore (herpes simplex B) claims to have a "sun or fever" blister when it is obviously a cold sore. They are "hepatratin'."

Example 1:

Becky: "OMG! I was at the beach this weekend and I got this sun blister." Jody: "Girl, stop herpatratin'! You and I both know that's a cold sore."

Example 2:
"Can I have drink?"
"Hell no! You're herpatratin'!"

by woogienutts August 19, 2012

herpaderping

a lazy carefree attitude and gross negligence of time and productivity. This wasted time usually comprises of interneting, sleeping and looking clueless.

Hey Derp what were you doing for the last 3 hours?!? I was herpaderping.

Stahp Herpaderping and get your work done!

by nemxomen November 25, 2013

Herpderpes

Herpderpes is a sexually transmitted case of stupidity, symptoms of this include general herping and derping, and is not limited to brain farts and mind queffs. Can be extremely contagious during the early onset of the disease, and has no cure.

John, do you have herpderpes, everyone around you seems to be getting stupider

by mackattack3345 March 11, 2011