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hepisexual 

When a person identifies themselves as a male one day and a female the next. Theses kinds of people have both a penis and vagina and enjoy pleasuring them self in strange ways.
I'm a hepisexual and I've fucked up now.

A few months back when I was alone one night, I decided to shove my penis into my vagina and have sex with myself. I've now just tested and i'm accidentally pregnant. What do I do now?
hepisexual by Hepisexual King November 15, 2017
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Heatsexual 

a gacha heat dumb shit who says they're part of the lgbtq+ comunity but they're not. they just want to say the f slur
Person1: hey i'm coming out to you...
Person2: Omg you are so valid and loved! i will support you no matter what! so.. what is your sexuality/ gender?:)
Person1: Heatsexual!
Person2: lmfao no *beats Person1*
Heatsexual by JoeTazunasGf January 16, 2021

heatsexual 

dumb fucks who do heat in any game who are so desperate to join the lgbtq+ community
P1: I'm coming out to you today.
P2: cool! i'll be here for you no matter what, what do you identity as?
P1: heatsexual.
P2: I take everything i just said back you fucking disgrace
heatsexual by rando_muffin January 19, 2021

hoposexual 

a person who is hoping to have sexual relations but fails
Ashleigha is a straight-up hoposexual, always hoping to have some sex but always declined.
hoposexual by Sazwon December 1, 2016

heatsexual 

some shit made up by the gacha community, its about doing heat.
its NOT real

as a gacha, im sorry that this is a thing...
person 1: hey im coming out...
person 2: i will support you no matter wha-
person 1: im heatsexual
person 2: WTF?! *yeets person 1 into space*
heatsexual by avocadosfrommexico January 22, 2021

helisexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to helicopters.
Person A :"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Person B : "It's alright I accept that you're a helisexual"
Person C : "I'm not a heliphobe!"
helisexual by Pseudologist May 18, 2014

Heatsexual 

Heatsexual is not actually a sexuality, lets talk about this :
Heatsexual is someone who is addicted to seeing and/or making NSFW (Not safe for work) content, using the characters to be in a sexual state where they will feel sexual attraction towards their crush and starts trying to Mate with him.
Heat is a process in Female Wolves and Dogs that produces more hormones and stuff, and makes the Dog/Wolf that is in heat to try and find a Male dog/wolf, and when a Male dog/wolf smells the smell of the heat of a Female dog/wolf
Go read about it in the Tags (Estrous Cycle).
and sexuality is an attraction to some form of gender in some way, not a person or a CHILD.

Usually the people have that are Gacha kids who found NSFW from others kids who found it from some youtuber (Gamer Nation etc.) It can also happen through discovering it in other ways and then making that same stuff on some apps or drawing it.
COMMENTS SECTION :
Person 1 : Oh lol im heatsexual
REPLIES SECTION :
Person 2 : Im sorry what? Heat is not a human process..
Person 3 : DUDE WHAT? HEAT IS BAD, STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT SOMETHING NORMAL, IT'S NSFW TO YOUTUBE AND MAKES GACHA LOOK BAD!
Person 1 : But I am attracted to seeing characters in heat..
Person 4 : you need to go to a therapist
Person 2 : Yeah man go to a therapist cause this is WAY too much.
Heatsexual by Gogo927x January 24, 2021
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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