a hemsley is a human or a almost human who does not understand what to do in normal situations. hemsleys usually are weird and not quite normal in the brain. No one like them and they are annoying . A hemsley is another word for 'ihavenoideawhattodowithmylifeanymorecozihavenolifeomgwat' they will never ever be in a relationship coz they are too busy making fun of others crushes. And once in a while someone will pretend to be friends with a hemsley. It is best to avoid a hemsley as they are always up to no good. hemsley is silly and small
Arghh I see a hemsley, omg its coming closer..... keep walkinggggg, don't turn back
by jdughoia January 5, 2014
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a PCP admixture, usually combined with a dried, leafy preparation for smoking. Most commonly marijuana or tobacco. See also sherm.
You smoke a little sherm? You know, Sherman Hemsley? Love Boat? Ashy Larry...
by N@ June 20, 2004
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Eleanor Hemsley is a depressed girl that has no friends.
An Eleanor Hemsley put others before themselves and no one notices.

She occasionally breaks down.
That girl is crying. I wonder if she is an Eleanor Hemsley
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A really awesome, cheerful person who brightens everyone’s days up.
Some people accuse him of being posh, snobby or stubborn. This is true, however these all translate to reasonable.
Jack can sometimes be a bit evil, even though he is normally a really nice person.
Sport isn’t Jack Hemsley’s favourite thing, however, he prefers sports like swimming and skiing which nobody else like.
Jack Hemsley loves animals, except for leeches and flies.
Even though he is vegetarian, food is quite significant in Jack Hemsley’s life.
Jack Hemsley is bubbly isn’t he.
He’s a great person.
He can be a bit evil.
by Noisy Spice July 20, 2019
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