hemshaw 

Something that is not true. Bullshit.

That's a bunch of hemshaw!

hemshaw by |brent| August 8, 2005

jude henshaw 

Someone white who constantly denies it. He generally likes to think of himself as being tanned and goes out of his way to become tanned (even if it means getting sunburnt ) , constantly comparing skin colour to others. People of this nature are generally jewish.

Stop comparing skin colours! Your white as all hell. Your such a Jude Henshaw!

jude henshaw by ThatSmartAssGuy March 6, 2017

William Henshawl 

The William Henshawl is basically the same thing as a blowjob, whereas the "WH" is on a completly diferent level of coolness. One who receives a William Henshawl is a sophisticated upperclass person.

Dude, last night was amazing, so amazing. I was riding around in my limo while wearing a smoking jacket, and then boom, she attacked me giving me the best William Henshawl recorded in history!

William Henshawl by Overdun June 1, 2010

jude henshaw 

Has more mates than anyone and can be a bit arrogant. He is shit at running but talks himself up anyway

Jude Henshaw is running today, but he wont do well.

jude henshaw by TisNotME March 8, 2017

Henshaw 

A maniacal lunatic, from rural Ontario Canada who sincerely believes that one day he will become "The People's Hero of Canada"

Oh, don't act like such a Henshaw!
Who do you think you are, Henshaw?
Your as crazy as Henshaw!
Your as maniacal as Henshaw!
Don't be such a Henshaw!

Henshaw by Diggin,in,Simcoe August 12, 2011

Henshaw 

General twat-ish sayings/speeches/jokes that fall flat. Can be used to replace the word "cunt" or "shit". i.e "What a Henshaw" or "Such a Henshaw joke!"

One man walks into a bar. Says ouch!

"Such a Henshaw joke!"

Henshaw by MPC1993 March 12, 2013

henshaw 

Being in a state worse then dead but clinging on to his last few breaths. Waste of a life

U look awful, worse then henshaw

henshaw by Swithins February 3, 2006