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General twat-ish sayings/speeches/jokes that fall flat. Can be used to replace the word "cunt" or "shit". i.e "What a Henshaw" or "Such a Henshaw joke!"
One man walks into a bar. Says ouch!

"Such a Henshaw joke!"
Henshaw by MPC1993 March 12, 2013
Being in a state worse then dead but clinging on to his last few breaths. Waste of a life
U look awful, worse then henshaw
henshaw by Swithins February 3, 2006

jude henshaw 

Someone white who constantly denies it. He generally likes to think of himself as being tanned and goes out of his way to become tanned (even if it means getting sunburnt ) , constantly comparing skin colour to others. People of this nature are generally jewish.
Stop comparing skin colours! Your white as all hell. Your such a Jude Henshaw!
jude henshaw by ThatSmartAssGuy March 6, 2017

jude henshaw 

Has more mates than anyone and can be a bit arrogant. He is shit at running but talks himself up anyway
Jude Henshaw is running today, but he wont do well.
jude henshaw by TisNotME March 8, 2017

jew henshaw

What a Jew Henshaw
jew henshaw by ThatSmartAssGuy March 8, 2017

William Henshawl 

The William Henshawl is basically the same thing as a blowjob, whereas the "WH" is on a completly diferent level of coolness. One who receives a William Henshawl is a sophisticated upperclass person.
Dude, last night was amazing, so amazing. I was riding around in my limo while wearing a smoking jacket, and then boom, she attacked me giving me the best William Henshawl recorded in history!
William Henshawl by Overdun June 1, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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