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When a person turns a simple email into an ongoing discourse on the subject with ever-escalating levels of "clarification" with each reply-all. Often accompanied by a growing list of email participants.

See also: Mansplaining
I emailed him to ask if he wanted fish for dinner. It became a family hemail covering wild caught vs farm raised fish, commercial overfishing, and territorial waters. I just wanted to know if he wanted salmon or shrimp and now his mom isn't speaking to me. So, we're having soup.
hemail by SighGuy April 18, 2023
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When you ask God to connect you to a loved ones heart so you can speak directly to their heart,soul and intellect.
Dear Lord, I would like to send a Hemail to my sleeping daughter. Hi honey, I know you miss daddy but I'll be home soon and we can spend the night on the sofa watching movies
Hemail by therelicman November 30, 2021
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The act of sending a man another picture of a nude man, either a selfie or otherwise.
Jeremy Hemailed me last night, he must have been hammered.
Hemail by Finnzo February 28, 2024

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Hemali
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