hemail

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When a person turns a simple email into an ongoing discourse on the subject with ever-escalating levels of "clarification" with each reply-all. Often accompanied by a growing list of email participants.

See also: Mansplaining

I emailed him to ask if he wanted fish for dinner. It became a family hemail covering wild caught vs farm raised fish, commercial overfishing, and territorial waters. I just wanted to know if he wanted salmon or shrimp and now his mom isn't speaking to me. So, we're having soup.

hemail by SighGuy April 18, 2023

Words you can keep

Hemail

When you ask God to connect you to a loved ones heart so you can speak directly to their heart,soul and intellect.

Dear Lord, I would like to send a Hemail to my sleeping daughter. Hi honey, I know you miss daddy but I'll be home soon and we can spend the night on the sofa watching movies

Hemail by therelicman November 30, 2021

Related Words

He-mail • Hemal • Hemali • hemale • hamail • hemalvi • Hemilda Theodore • Hemily • hemmily • hamaily

Hemail

The act of sending a man another picture of a nude man, either a selfie or otherwise.

Jeremy Hemailed me last night, he must have been hammered.

Hemail by Finnzo February 28, 2024

Hemilda Theodore

The most beautiful woman in the world. She's totally pretty and intelligent. Everyone is interested in her

omg she looks like Hemilda Theodore
Hemilda Theodore is so pretty

Hemilda Theodore by Franclyn February 7, 2021

Hemali

Such a sweet girl with a good heart:)

Hemali

Hemali by Hiiamjay February 26, 2021

hemil

Hemil, usually has all the girls running after him. Smart, loyal, and handsome, one of the kindest guys you'll meet. He is keen to his words and has a soft spot for people that are near/close to him.

That hemil guy gets all them girls.

hemil by fonfudas December 26, 2016

hemali

The coolest person EVAH!

"Hemali is SO ultra rad"

hemali by say whaa February 23, 2005

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026