helpline 

Never any help, with usually a foreign person on the other end or an English miserable person.

Hello there, how can I help?

helpline by Andy January 9, 2004

helpline 

a 24/7/365 calling service here to help

suicide helplines/hotlines:
https: //en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines

1: “i want to kill my self/am about to”
2: “call a suicide helpline now”
1: “i’ll try”

1: “thank you for helping to save my life”

helpline by fern bun August 29, 2021

KL Helpline

The KL Helpline answers all questions with scalpel-like accuracy and correctness. It is the most reliable and valid source of information when completing assignments. Said information must be referenced to avoid suspicion and plagiarism, or else it will look like you stole it straight outta Area 51 or some other top secret government facility due to its precocious nature. If the KL Helpline had been around over two-thousand years ago, Jesus would have no reason to seek help from his father with assignments.

KL Helpline: You have reached the KL Helpline. How may I help you?

Student: I've been trying to get with this girl I really like, and I don't want to screw it up... could you tell me how I could approach her?

KL Helpline: Just tell her that you're attracted to her like the Earth is attracted to the Sun: inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Student: Wow! Thanks KL Helpline! You're the best!

KL Helpline by KL Helpline September 15, 2009

Atheist Helpline

The Atheist Helpline is a condescending term used to refer to Atheist Chatrooms ran by Christians on Discord. The term was coined by Darth Dawkins.

We are waiting for more people to come into the Atheist Helpline before we start the debate.

Atheist Helpline by Darth Dawkins March 6, 2021

Islamic Dua Helpline 

Here at Islamic Dua Helpline, we believe in providing the best Islamic and Quranic lost love back dua and wazifa. All wazifa & dua provided by us are 100% working. CALL NOW [phone] OR WHATSAPP MOLANA BAKHTAWAR ALI JI.

Islamic Dua Helpline - Best lost love back dua

Islamic Dua Helpline by Islamicduahelpline February 4, 2019

Hélline 

Hélline est une fille incroyable qui pourrait tout donner pour ceux qu’elle aime. Elle fait difficilement confiance mais si elle te l’accorde ne la trahis jamais.

Elle est réservée mais une fois à son aise elle peut te raconter toute sa vie et rire avec toi sans fin. Elle a un très bon cœur.

Hélline préfère les animaux aux humains.

Hélline by lilichouchoux November 21, 2021