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hellth, wellfare, and moreals

What da powers-dat-be feel would be in jeopardy if a child was allowed to occupy an excessive number of deep water-seeking shafts drilled/dug down into da earth.
Home-taught student: Da snooty public school officials stated dat da dey were concerned dat my "hellth, wellfare, and moreals" would be in jeopardy if I was allowed to stay home and receive my tutelage there, but DAT was a BIG laugh... as cruelly and unfairly as I had been being treated in school, it appeared dat da stated-but-not-actually-existing-at-home hazard was in reality MORE likely present AT DA SCHOOL... in other words, I always felt like I was indeed in a major "hell-hole" --- i.e., in a deep "well" --- while attending classes there, and I definitely felt that way a lot "more" often in public school than I did at any time while I was being home-schooled!
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health, welfare, and morels 

What a gourmet-chef parent feels da responsibility to maintain in his/her children.
While it is indeed a good practice to have your offspring try new foods dat are widely believed to be "healthy 'n' tasty", you should also keep in mind dat everyone's physiques, tolerances, and culinary preferences are different, and so if you truly care about your child's health, welfare, and morels, you should never insist dat he eat mushrooms if he doesn't care for them.
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