hells boner

phrase used to express enthusiasm. basically like hells yeah. used when agreeing with someone. originated in northern indiana by a small group of friends. also spelled with a 'z' instead of 's'

"yo, kaz just trey flipped that 6 set!"

"hells boner!"

by c rock September 1, 2006

hells boner

n. phrase used to express enthusiasm. basically like hells yeah. used when agreeing with someone. originated in northern indiana by a small group of friends. also spelled with a 'z' instead of 's'

"yo, kaz just trey flipped that 6 set!"

"hells boner!"

by c rock September 16, 2008

hello-boner

What occurs when you come home and your dog is so happy to see you he pops a chubby.

"Oh gross, Odin has a hello-boner!"

by confusinomitron September 23, 2008

hell boner

A hell boner is that one awkward boner you get when you least expect it and then it just refuses to go down and even hurts if you get more excited.

Dude: Yo bro, come meet me down stairs for some Fortnite.
Bro: I can't get up right now, I've got a hell boner that's refusing to go down.
Dude: rip

by xerb May 2, 2019

bonerstarter heels

Basically bonerstarter heels means much the same as 'fuck-me heels'. But bonestarters are are just a few percent sexier. The term bonestarter refers to the effect that seeing an attractive female in such sexy high heels usually has on most males, which is to start to give him a 'boner'. While almost all high heels are bonestarters to some degree, actual bonstarters are just that bit more obvious in the reason the lady has decided to wear them. Bonestarter heels are often on the verge of being whore heels but are just enough away from whore heels to be worn in general public.

She wore those those 4.5" bonerstarter heels to the office again. I was all worked up until she finally left for the day.
Last night, she serviced me while wearing those bonerstarter heels.
She always winks at me everytime she wears those blue bonerstarter heels. What a tease!

by bnzvtt August 6, 2018